our tooth fairy

Simeon has come to the conclusion that we must have a really sorry tooth fairy, as he or she has forgotten to come about 4 out of the 8 teeth he has lost. When I told him I actually saw the tooth fairy, he asked me to describe him. I looked over at his dad, and said he was tall, good looking, MALE, and had an orange shirt and no wings....and I kissed him! He was very disappointed

Fwd: Simeon

Simeon filled his cheeks up with juice and spit it in the bathroom sink (and all over the bathroom mirror in the process) and yelled, "Help! I'm bleeding!" He was required to clean it up of course.

Fwd: Elvis

We were telling stories last night of our lizard and how many times he's been lost. There were only 5 times that he was SERIOUSLY lost. Once we found him up in a tree, once in the garden, once, high up on a bookshelf (?!), once hanging onto the back of the mane of the little wooden rocking horse, and another time he got left outside all night in freezing temperatures. He was stiff as a board but he thawed out nicely under running water.

Food For Jesus

While sitting at the table, Jude said, “Momma, we are eating food for our heart, so Jesus can eat too.”

He realizes that Jesus lives in his heart and that He may get hungry from time to time.

New Words...

Hope can now say:

 

“Ah Oh!”

 

Irresponsible Tooth Fairy

After waking early the other morning and eagerly looking under his pillow to see what might have been left there, our 7 year old, Simeon was quick to ask “Why has the Tooth Fairy forgotten 4 out of 8 of my teeth?

Charissa asked him if he wanted us to hire a new one since the one we have is doing such a horrible job. I guess 50% just isn’t good enough for him.

$12.95 A Bushel

I eagerly jumped at the chance to purchase 1 bushel of good old July corn on the cob. The kids had been talking about how good the corn was just a few days before.

Well, today they said, why do we have to eat corn for every meal Mom? I guess they didn’t like it as much as I thought.

I guess I lost my fresh fruit market hunting job.